Friday 27 April 2012

Life of a Sweet Witch

A while ago I had to write a fractured/postmodern fairytale. Basically my own version of Hansel and Gretel. At the time of writing I was doing BEDIM, so I took on the format of a blog and called it Life of a Sweet Witch. Now that I've got the assignment back, I can post it on here. I'm quite proud of my fairytale and my tutor said she loved it too.

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FAMINE
This famine is getting too much for me. The possibility of finding any animal worth eating is very slim during this winter. It’s also hard to find anyone to let me buy their food as most are scared of my red eyes. Hopefully things will get better.


A NEW HOME
A kind woman came along today. She told me of a house she had built for me, made of cake and sweets. But before she gave me the keys she made me promise one thing... to lure her step-children to my house and give them food. She explained how she had tried to get rid of them before by leaving them in the woods, but they had gone back home. I accepted her offer. As the winter should be letting up soon, I guess I can spare a few warm meals for her children. They could help me to hunt as I cannot do so properly with my poor eyesight.


STARVED
The children arrived today and they looked starved, the poor things. I gave them a good meal, but that used up the rest of my winter supplies. I have now put them to sleep, but I don’t know what to do now. I cannot keep this promise to their step-mother to keep them fed.


SURVIVAL
I have the solution. I don’t like it, but it is necessary for survival. I shall eat one of the children... the boy, Hansel. I think I shall fatten him up first, just so it is a better meal for the girl and I.


I HATE ME
The girl hates me. I don’t know how to explain our necessity nicely. The boy is now in a cage and his sister won’t stop crying. I hate me too, but what else is there to do?


GETTING HUNGRY
The boy isn’t getting fatter. Everyday I send out the girl to hunt and gather berries which I cook and give to him. He gets the best bits of food and yet he’s still thin. His sister and I are getting hungrier by the day as we usually go without a substantial amount of food. Perhaps we should just cook the boy and stop wasting our efforts on him.


NOTHING
I’m writing this from the country hospital’s ICU. I asked Gretel to make a fire and she tricked me into leaning over the flame. She pushed me in, freed her brother, stole my money and ran away. Luckily there was a hunter walking by who took care of my burns. Now I have nothing, especially since the weather has already started to wear away the house. Soon, I will be back to living in my house of sticks.

MEMORIES
The children came by today. They said they were sorry and that they understood I was just trying to survive. They offered me shelter with them in return to be their cook – their step-mother had passed away. I accepted. A home full of bad memories is better than no home at all. And memories can be forgotten.

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Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Monday 23 April 2012

Fangirling

So, since StarKid's Holy Musical B@man! came out, I have watched it every single night. Well, not all of it. If I don't have time for the whole thing, I just watch my favourite songs.... well, all of the songs.

I also noticed that Joe Moses has read TFIOS which is amazing and made me fangirl.


I got my hands on the new Kate Miller-Heidke album. I LOVE HER VOICE!

I also bought myself $80 in iTunes money, so now I have the soundtrack for Holy Musical B@man! (minus the instrumental for To Be A Man because it won't download properly). I also bought the StarShip soundtrack, the two HeyHiHello EP's, Ryan Seiler's Into the Wind and Dave Day's new EP.

For anyone who hasn't seen Holy Musical B@man! I strongly suggest watching it on Team Starkid's YouTube channel. Seriously. If you like Batman and other superheroes, watch it. If you like Starkid, watch it. If you like candy, watch it. If you like Musicals, watch it. If you don't like any of those, watch it; I guarantee that you'll love it no matter what.

It's time to kick it up a notch because I wanna be your friend forever and a Starship Ranger. There's no way you'll be disappointed with Starkid. There's no way you won't wanna gt back to Hogwarts after you see Jeff Blim, Joe Walker and Brian Holden work their magic with their Red Vine wands. Seriously, I have learnt the majority of the dances, especially the Jeff Blim ones because I found a cane in my wardrobe.

Watch it! Now! Go! Go forth and split your sides! OR ELSE UMBRIDGE WILL MAKE YOU SIT ON HER KNIFE!

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Monday 16 April 2012

Holy Musical B@man!

So I'm a massive fan of Starkid, and on Friday they released Holy Musical B@man! And it did not disappoint.

Just like Alex Carpenter, I'm not going to give out any spoilers in case anyone hasn't seen it yet, but it is good. And even though this is the first production without Darren or Joey involved in it, it was dazzling... is dazzling the right word? Probably not, it's too small a word...

When I first watched it, I thought it wasn't as quotable as others, but compared to other Starkid shows, ALL the songs in this production are catchy and are definitely going to be listened to over and over again. (I'm referring to songs like Flight of the Pussies where, they're only good in the contact of seeing the play.)

Jeff Blim who, as far as I know, is new to Starkid, really owns the scene whenever he's in it, and that's saying something because Joe Walker and Brian Holden do such a good job as well. There's a particular scene that makes me laugh for about 5 minutes at least whenever it's on, and I just rewatch it over and over.

After downloading it on Saturday night, I have watched it 3 more times and it grows on me every time.

For those people who have seen it, don't you think it would be a good idea for Charlie McDonnell and Alex Day to sing one of the songs about... you know what ;) (NO SPOILERS REMEMBER!!!) Well... it's not so much as a good idea, but a want from every nerdfighter who is a Starkid fan.

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Friday 13 April 2012

My life is brilliant

My life is brilliant at the moment.
1. I have a job which I love (I learnt how to make pies and sausage rolls today :D)
2. Alex Day sent me a reply to my receipt. Now I HAVE to vlog. Lucky I now have my laptop which I can vlog on.
3. I finally bought Dave Days' We're Just Kids
4. Tomorrow I'm going to be going with dad (he's the head of the [sort of] repairs  and techonology department at Southern Health hospitals) to see the world first operation where they'll be inserting a new heart valve without having to replace the heart and cut open the chest. GONNA BE AWESOME!!!
5. Going to the footy tomorrow and RICHMOND ACTUALLY STAND A CHANCE THIS TIME!!!!!
6. I don't have any science tutes or lectures this week.
7. Dr Noise has a gang vocals song coming out :D

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Tuesday 10 April 2012

Birthday Awesomeness

So the past Sunday was my birthday, and it was awesome.

I had to work in the morning, so I wasn't so thrilled about that, but I like working there anyway, so it wasn't too bad. I was just bummed because I didn't have that much time to prepare games and stuff afterwards. Anyway, at work my boss's dad made my a massive desert pie for my party. HE'S SO NICE! And it tasted really good. I also learnt a new way to cut onions really tiny, so that was good. I also got a chance to grab a birthday Boost Juice which was nice. I ALWAYS get Mango Tango Crush in case anyone was wondering.

I have such an amazing group of songs in my playlit at the moment. I didn't put them on for the party because no one knows the songs, but listening to them makes it a really good way to start the day:
- Glad You Came: Glee Warblers
- Lady Godiva: Alex Day
- Worth It: Luke Conard and Ryan Seiler
- Cough Syrup: Glee, Darren Criss
- Flight of the Prince (Acoustic): Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls
- Room to Breathe: Christian Caldeira
- Light of You: Christian Caldiera
- Hole in my Heart: Christian Caldiera
- Right Here: HeyHiHello
- Movie Song: HeyHiHello
- Like It's Quidditch: The Station
- Call Me Maybe: Carly Jae Respen
- Nerdfighteria Island: Hank Green
- Delete You: ALL CAPS (Kristina Horner)
- Girl in Stilettos: Annah Mac
Anyway, back to my birthday. I organised a race around the house. It was originally going to be at my local primary school, but the Melbourne weather decided to suddenly drop 10 degrees for the weekend, so it became really cold. But, it turned out really fun. We had the race, then dinner, then played Cranium (so much fun), then desert where I gave a eally awkward and unprepared speech in which I thanked everyone for putting up with my crazy and my sister for being awesome. I forgot to say thanks to Ally for helping me organise the whole thing and being my Facebook proxy when no one was replying via text. So here I am now:
To Ally Cullinan: Thank you for being my go to person whenever I needed to add something to the party details and for helping me organsie everyone. You, too, are made of awesome.
OH! I GOT A LAPTOP!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOP! It has a camera and no blocking of the internet!!!! Now I can totally get Facebook! .... although that would mean having to become friends with my dad..... perhaps not then..... (for my friends who want me to get Facebook, I'll let you know more details when I see you next) but I HAVE A LAPTOP!!! I am typing this pst on it now, how exciting!

A couple of my friends got me a massive P!nk picture thingy and it's 295/500 and it's really big and really cool and OMIGOSH SO AWESOME! It even has it's own Certificate of Authenticity at the back! SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just went for a haircut... now it is uber short... well not uber short, but shorter than I normally get it cut.
StarKid are putting Holy Musical Batman up this Friday!!!!
Lady Godiva didn't do as well as hoped, but it still got to number one in Slovenia at one point which was awesome. Poor Alex. He worked so hard at getting it to number one.
Yesterday Jess, Anne and Jane came over with their parents and we all played Cranium. Then Aunty Shook came over and we sang Happy Birthday to her because it was her birthday (poor her, sharing a birthday with Kristen Stewart) and Jess did the Ellen Dance Challenge behind people. It. Was. Hilarious!

What else is good? EVERYTHING! Oh, except for the fact that I probably should start revising for a science test.....

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Friday 6 April 2012

Dream 13-14/03/12: Meekakitty Meeting

I was in a classroom, just casually talking to new people. I was also being kinda crazy and talking to a girl with orange hair who looked remarkably like Meekakitty/Tessa.

I started to talk about YouTube and my favourite female vloggers, Tessa and Shawna, and told the orange hair girl that she looked remarkably like Tessa and she was just as crazy as her.

She turned to me and told me that it was her after I mentioned the “i’m a bat” video.

... I fangirled.

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Glee Boy

So today, being Tuesday, is my favourite day of the week. This is because, although I have to get up at 6 in the morning to get to Deakin in time, I get to spend quite a bit of time with my friends. In the morning, I meet my friend Rebecca on the tram, then meet Rauschelle and Nick in the lecture theatre. After our first lecture we go to a computer pod to try and do some work, but always end up watching some YouTube videos.

Last week I told you of the peanut butter and Nerds sandwich that Nick had, and today... he forgot his peanut butter sandwich and had a massive freak out. Ally came along halfway through and they tried to get some embarrassing info off each other about their mutial friend James. We then got talking about footy teams and I said, "I presume that you go for Carlton" and he started a little hissy fit as if what I said was taboo. He said hell no, but then when I asked why, for the past 3 weeks, had he been wearing Carlton trackpants, he said very girlishly, "I don't keep track of my wardrobe, jeez" and fell silent. Again, we were in fits of laughter.

Another thing that happened was that Rebecca had a jumper with the Cheerios uniform design on it and when she asked Nick if he recognised it, he didn't for about 30 seconds.... and then he got it. The way Ally put it describes the moment pretty well: he has a little 12 year old girl inside of him... sounds kinda wrong now that it's typed down, but the description is pretty accurate. So yeah... he fangirled which was really amusing. Now, whenever my sister gasps or squeals at the TV, and mum tells her off, I'll tell my mum that she has to meet Nick before she has any judgement over how extreme someone can get over a TV program.

Anyway, after our second lecture I went off and met Ally outside a cafe. She showed me a few drunk videos of him singing Glee songs... They were ... interesting, but hilarious. I wish I had his number so that I could text him to tease him about it. So I asked Rebecca for his number... is that creepy?

In other news, the Lady Godiva campaign in the UK has kinda fell on it's face. The highest the song got was number 14 and it has been dropping ever since. But, the Nermie Army have had success in getting it to number one in Slovenia. How good is that! At least Alex's efforts aren't for nothing, because it really is a great song.

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!

Sunday 1 April 2012

IT'S GODIVA DAY!!!!

IT'S GODIVA DAY EVERYONE!!!! The second most awesome day this April (the first will be next Sunday where it's my birthday, Alex Day's Birthday, and hopefully the day Lady Godiva is announced to be number 1).

I really hope that Lady Godiva does do well because it will mean so much to the Nermie Army - we're not just doing something stupid... Although, I don't really think we mind doing something stupid, we just want to get noticed for doing something stupid.

Like Alex said in a recent video, it's suck if it got to, like, number 8 or something. It's still good, just not as good as Forever Yours, and would make it seem that it wasn't worth the time.

It's really an amazing song, and I sincerely hope that it does well. Also, it'd chart on my and his birthday :)

Until Next Time, Adios Amigos!